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When people look at clocks and have to squint.
Only a squinty can't tell time!
Squinty by Brendan & Westley January 22, 2008

squinty day 

Take a toke and drive

Then you'll find that like I have

it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day
Post Smoking Eyes

it is

Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day
squinty day by mickeydelphino March 29, 2008

The Squinty Dutchman 

The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.
Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.

Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.

squinty clint 

When a male ejaculates in his partners eyes, causing him/her to squint like Clint Eastwood.
I gave my girl the old squinty clint while we watched Dirty Harry last night.
squinty clint by craig_s August 10, 2014

squinty eyes 

A semi offensive term for a person of Korean or Filipino descent
Among the modern Asian community of North America it isn't the Chinese who work the hardest, but rather the squinty eyes
squinty eyes by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2017

squinty eye fuck

A term used to describe asian people who have small or thin eyes that they can berely see out of
"Hey you know that guy Nick? I hate him...squinty eye fuck"