Squirtains

When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.

"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"

by StupidlyDumb186 October 22, 2018

Squantagio

a fellow who’s hips are wider than his shoulders

“that homie built squantagio”

“he was dealt the squantagio gene”

by Jonx Jornis May 10, 2023

Squirtatious

a. To squirt continuously and frequently.

b. The ability to squirt without reaching an orgasm

c. To motivate, by means of squirting

d. Great corporate quality

So squirtatious, she's full of herself. Literally.

by Shadisfaction July 31, 2009

Quintanilla

A last name; Most of the coolest fucking people that you will meet WILL HAVE this last name.

Selena Quintanilla is hot and dayummm that girl can sing!
*♥*R.I.P. Selena Quintanilla Perez*♥*

by GABBY Q. =] March 29, 2009

Squintsville

Noun. The end result of zootin': a mythical place found after searching for the land of the illustrious, enlightened Ganja.

"Who zootin'?"
"He zootin!"
"Who zootin???"
"Yo, he zootin'!"
"Damn, he is zootin'!"
"He is maaaaaaad squintsville!"

by Luigi, Turbinus Maximus, Senator December 6, 2006

Squirtacial

The act of making a girl squirt so hard the squirt ends up on her face.

Damn that squirtacial was messy.

I want a squirtacial ! Please.

by phantom one January 3, 2011

squintineyez

To scrutinize someone with squinted eyes; to inspect thoroughly through narrowed eyes

It may have been the bright sun, but the way Paul was looking at me made me think he was squintineyezing me for talking to his girlfriend.

I always squintineyez new co-workers in order to seem intimidating.

by rmsroxy77 May 28, 2015