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Squid

A guy with no shoulders/ muscle mass. Squids often think they are much larger than they are. They over compensate with tough talk and swinging arms. Their appearance is like that of a squid, due to their small frame and comparatively long limbs.
hey mate, look at that guy's shirt. It's about 3 sizes too small.

I know mate, What a squid!
by stilltalkin November 27, 2016
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Squid

Slang. An alternative to the word quid (meaning the British Pound)
by Stuie999 October 19, 2008
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Squid

n. Term often used in street motorcycling for a rider (usually a young rider on a sportbike)who can't handle the bike he just purchased due to a lack of ability, and/or common sense and/or respect for the power of the bike.
"That friggin' squid tried pulling a wheelie and ate his damn ride right in front of his friends, now he's in the ER!!"
by Andy27 May 28, 2007
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Squid

(v) To diarrhea in a pool, resembling the projectile ink a squid shoots.
I ate Mexican food last night, and when I was at swim practice this morning I squid in the pool.
by UIC123 November 25, 2009
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Squid

Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.
"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."
by Damien April 23, 2005
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Squid

A squid is a male or female that dates your friend. As a result you never see them again. The "squid" usually comes from a separate group of friends and takes that friend away to dark place.
Usually a squid is an overprotective boyfriend or clingy girlfriend.
It's based on a sailor being stolen from his ship by a giant squid and taken to the depth of the sea never to be seen again.
To the depths with ya squid!
by nuffmenwontest September 20, 2010
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Squid

An uncommon reply to a question that would rather not be answered. Also can be a unusual greeting to someone you know well. Usually said in the form of a question.
by re11ding October 2, 2012
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