squenched

a word made up by illiterate people to replace the actual word squished. usually used by underpriveleged southerners, or people with down syndrome.

wow, my legs were squenched the whole time. im going to go beat my child

by hfhabvhasdavb August 1, 2009

squench

Squench, verb: To squat down low to the ground while farting in an attempt to hide the stench.

"William, did you just take a knee? No, I was squenching and you're lucky I did because I had a big bean burrito for lunch."

by P.U. Willy January 27, 2014

Squench

While I'm sure the above one is true, it is also the act of massaging a cock hotdog style with your ass cheeks

see the tokyo shuffle

We were doin the shuffle but she couldnt squench hard enough

by xhollywoodx January 11, 2006

Squench

To alter my face in a position of disgust or frustration

I saw a bug running across the floor, I killed it but it made my face squench up. Yuck!

by The original Queen Bee September 8, 2019

Squench

1. Synonym for “cunt” that is acceptable for use in polite conversation

2. Olde English word used to describe having sexual intercource whilst lying nude upon a sandy beach

1.“Madame Congresswoman, you clearly have some misconceptions about what services we offer, and it appears that this has led to you getting your squench in a knot.” -MZ, CEO

2. Oy, that Yank Congresswoman’s face looks like she just finished squenching.

by Wexnexler May 26, 2018

squench

Gross, bad, and/or weird

Person 1: Dude I hate that one guy
Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a squench.

by squenchking172 March 5, 2024

Squench

A combination of the words squeeze and clench, a grabbing of a squishy object.

She squenched her stress ball when she was overwhelmed

by Wordswithnat July 13, 2021