Love Squeezins

The act of sex between two consenting people; usually involves no strings attached relations

Elanor: What I mean to say is... I want to pound you like yesterday's beef... Come on Love Monkey. I'm a woman in the prime of her life that needs love squeezins!

by Captain_Howdy December 10, 2009

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

by Clm3434 June 4, 2018

Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

Squeenge Beef

A beefy bulge or protrusion. Junk in trunk or Junk in front.

That boys got some squeenge beef going on there.

by Big Mama Squeenge November 2, 2010

bitch squealing

General complaining, whining, bitching, crying, pissing and moaning and moping done in any order or all together.

Casey Ferrell is very proficient in the art of bitch squealing.

by psr142 December 11, 2010

squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie

To squeeze the penis during ejaculation to get all the cum out. This can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner.

Samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! It was so hot!

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

Squeezing Biscuits

The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.

After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015