Squeesh

The plural of squashes

I will bring over squeesh for dinner tomorrow.
Is this Squeesh Kosher?

by UrbanBernard June 19, 2021

squeeshed

To be squished and squeezed simultaneously.

Rima was squeeshed into the backseat of the car between two very large women.

by LeWanna February 1, 2008

Squeesh

A homosexual sex act, where the top (the one penetrating the bottom) busts a really large nut into the bottom (the one being penetrated by the top.) The bottom then leaves to take a shit, and comes back thirty minutes after they’re done without wiping. Not wiping is essential. They then get back into doggy position, and whilst the top pushes their asscheeks together, the bottom tries to fart. The strained release of gas amalgamates and congeals the semen, sweat, lube, and feces together to produce a really stinky, but potently flavorful goo.

“Damn bro, your squeesh is especially tasty today.” (noun form)

“Dude, remember when we would squeesh everytime we fucked? That was fucking gnarly...” (verb form)

by boartaro March 16, 2021

Squeechie

1) Name of Ron Jeremy's character in the 1993 porn parody 'Super Hornio Brothers', based on Super Mario Bros.

2) "Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished." From: Cinema Snob in his review of Super Hornio Brothers.

1) You'd think that in a Super Mario Brothers porn parody called 'Super Hornio Brothers', the guy in the red suit is called 'Hornio'. He's not. His name is Squeechie.

2) 'What i do for a living? I started a squeechie company with my wive. Next month our daughter joines the family business too. Yes, such a smart girl, we're all so proud of her.'

by AlonzoDaCookie January 20, 2011

squeesh

Greater form of 'squish': to crush, crunch, annihilate, smash, or otherwise cause a disgustingly GRUESOME DEATH, usually by a massive falling object.

Wow, that kid really got squeeshed in Final Destination 2.

by Arturo August 24, 2003

squeeching

to make a really loud, annoying noise.

The birds were squeeching so bad, that the people spoke loudly for the rest of their lives.

by MandeeConvery March 26, 2008

squeeshies

the little rolls of fat that stick out of the bottom of a (generally large) girl's bikini bottoms. Squeeshie spotting genrally takes place on the beach or by the pool - the girl generally has to be walking at the time to get the best view of said squeshies!

Jesus, check the squeeshies on that fat midden.

by Andone May 27, 2007