by Squeef man March 09, 2015
by CazDev August 05, 2011
Noun
1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.
2. A voluntary queef.
1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.
2. A voluntary queef.
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
Squeef - Sum of squeak + queef; transitively synonymous of "queak." A squeaky higher pitched effervescent queef of a frothy mixure of lube and vastly oppressed air pressure escaping from vagina or anus with a Doppler affect growing louder reaching its peak then winding down to a still as fluid and fizz subdue.
Squeef used as a verb - Cytheria is so virgin-tight, she will squeef after pumping her full of air with all the imperative lube to penetrate her.
Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.
Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.
by Stoopidbiznotches November 04, 2015
A a combination of a squirt and a queef. Usually induced during intercourse, however, can occur as a result of excitement or surprise.
Jody was so shocked at the sight of Tony jumping out of that closet that she squeefed her pants.
or
Although both flattered and aroused, Tony couldn't help but later feel disgusted by the thought of Jody squeefing all over his face. He would be more cautious while going down on her in the future.
or
Although both flattered and aroused, Tony couldn't help but later feel disgusted by the thought of Jody squeefing all over his face. He would be more cautious while going down on her in the future.
by CaptainHowdy25 January 21, 2010
by Ben dover6 October 22, 2019
A high-pitched qweef.
Person #1: "Hey, have you ever heard a girl squeef?"
Person #2: "Nah man, what the hell is a squeef?"
Person #1: "It's a squeaky, high-pitched fart, basically, that comes out of a woman's vagina."
Person #2: "......................."
Person #2: "Nah man, what the hell is a squeef?"
Person #1: "It's a squeaky, high-pitched fart, basically, that comes out of a woman's vagina."
Person #2: "......................."
by karadji January 26, 2012