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When having unprotected sex and you're supposed to pull out to cum but don't. You're now squatting as you would be in a house.
Nobody likes a good squatting. It's so rude.
squatting by wildvan77 November 20, 2021
A term used for moving in someone’s house rent free in their basement leaving poop and urine stains on the floor, bed, walls, and even the toilet. Also includes leaving tampons in the laundry, clogging the shower, leaving empty trash on the tables, and leaving animals locked up in a bedroom all day hiding from the owners.
Some dude: yo what do you plan on doing later?

Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.
Squatting by BlanketbarkBob007 December 18, 2023

Squatting Lorax 

When a woman squats over a man's large nose and squats up and down, allowing penetration of his nose into her anal orafuss. This is a timely process, mainly because it must take place in a maternity ward while feeding the fish.
Hey Cameliennnnnnlalalalala, wanna do a squatting lorax over at the maternity ward in Hooker Hole, Louisiana?
Squatting Lorax by mrussle April 19, 2012

Squatting Eskimo 

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.
My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.
Squatting Eskimo by manswer April 29, 2009

Squatting cobbler 

Fetish filming of person sitting on pie
He was afraid to share his fetish for squatting cobbler despite watching Fifty Shades of Grey with his companion
Squatting cobbler by Saul Fan September 3, 2016

squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants
Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants
squatting leopard by XxBuckCrazy February 21, 2010