Smathering

To flick the foamy bottom of a beer can onto someone's ass crack whilst they are bent over picking up fire wood.

Let's do some smathering as he makes a fire.

by Larryrelief September 4, 2016

smathering

To demolish someone’s definition of a word.

I just put a smathering on your definition, Larry!

by Tifficent December 6, 2019

sfathering treatment

Excessively-attentive behavior, but from one or more male individuals who are treating you in a "caring dad" manner. Opposite of "smothering" --- i.e., overly-close/coddling treatment from one or more "fussing and fluttering" humans of da female persuasion.

During Indiana Jones's growing-up years, Henry Sr. was always trying to make up for Junior's deceased mom's not being there to help nurture and care for him, and so Henry Sr. did his best to provide Indy with "sfathering treatment"; unfortunately --- in his valiant attempts to not subject Little Man to "smothering" --- he went too far in da other direction, and thus da flowering-into-adulthood Indy felt largely ignored and unloved on a personal level.

by QuacksO April 22, 2021

swathering

Hot and swarmy, sweaty and slimy, possibly swinging a big male part around at you as he wipes the sweat from his brow somewhat menacingly.

She entered the hot motel room and was met by an older man, past his prime, in boxers and a stained tank top. Sweat beaded his forehead and glistened on his dirty mustache. His swathering appearance startled her, as she expected a much younger and handsome man based on his dating profile picture.

by leleopard September 9, 2022

Southering

Southering is the act of having a big drama over something little, a reference to somebody.

Dude 1: "FUCK YOU YOU DUMB BITCH"
Dude 2: "Stop southering, Faggot"

by HiddenNaughtyBoyJeff October 20, 2023

Right squandering

Absolutely wasteful.

She was right squandering with the bacon in the BLT

by Glyf March 6, 2022

Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.

"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."

by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024