Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

free snatchin

when a girl does not wear underpants this is the more modern and updated word from going commando.

Yeah man my lady is always free snatchin even when she wears a skirt.

by smoothsexyington July 12, 2010

Squanching

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

squatch taco

The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.

Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.

by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016

Squatcher

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids

I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher

by dw6245 December 19, 2009

Snatchin’

Lying or saying something you didn’t do.Most commonly used in the Richmond area

Mane that dude don’t be on nothing he be rappin about he straight snatchin’

She said she’ll pull thru but she steady snatchin’ sayin she got something to do.

by Rva804dude April 19, 2021

squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018