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squareheaded

What most square headed people don't even know they are. A square headed person has an angular jawline the same width as their foreheads. The vast majority of society considers squareheadeness as ugly and unattractive, (especially for women)-which really makes no sense at all b/c some of the most beautiful and most lusted after females in the world have SQUARE HEADS. The fact that most people don't realize this baffles me to no end......
Adriana Lima, Jessica Simpson, Jenna Fisher, Rocsi Diaz, Doutzen Kroes, Marissa Miller, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Lea Michelle, Layla Kayleigh, Natalie Portman, Freida Pinto, Ximena Navarrete, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Olivia Wilde, Eva Mendes, Mila Kunis....the list goes on and on. And all of these gorgeous women are squareheaded. Don't believe me? Google them.
by whydontpeopleseethis? July 17, 2011
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squarebeezy

A woman who don't know when to give a playa want he wants and is always just runnin that mouth
Seems like every skank livin' in Deer Park is a damn squarebeezy these days.
by DPmack June 22, 2011
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squarepegging

When a guy fingers a girl or tries to have sex with her when she is not wet. I
He squarepegged me! It was like putting a square peg in a round hole.
by Starfucker March 15, 2005
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SquareHeadGang

WillNE is our leader
WillNE is the leader of the squareheadgang
by TheTopShaggerSixtyNine November 6, 2018
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squarehead

A derogatory nickname for Germans during World War I, when Germany was our enemy. They supposedly had large, square-shaped heads. See kraut.
It's not nice to call Germans squareheads.
by bstokes June 14, 2006
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squarehead

1. In the 'olden days,' some Scandinavians were condidered -- by some Americans of the time -- as beleiving what was told them, being rather naive in worldly matters and being somewhat easily conned and deceived -- and consequently, were occasionally referred to as 'squareheads.'

2. A late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants to North America.
Used a coupla times in that great 1980 film. "The Long Riders" by Randy Quaid's character, Clell Miller, "damn squareheads," when referring to Minnesotans.
by RC135M October 28, 2010
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squareheadedness

the act of having a square head and being an extreme weinerbutt nelson and weinernipple.
dude jenkins was exampling perfect squareheadedness by having an extremely square noggin and being a weinerbutt nelson and weinernipple.
by msdclh May 18, 2009
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