Squallix

An age-old sport, similar to polo, but played in the water. 4-player teams attempt to outscore their opponents using skill and strategy. Everett P. Sheffield is considered the authority on the subject and has written a variety of books detailing various aspects. His Irrefutable Rules of Squallix - Open Water Edition is still in print.

Alexé couldn't wait for Squallix season. It was his favorite sport and he hoped to one day play professionally.

by JoySiren August 26, 2016

Squallagallagombolys

A mythological creature that has been known to make noises resembling a pig or a French Bulldog. The noises are intended to cause aggression and psychological disorientation on the victim.

If you hear noises that aren’t quite that of a pig or French Bulldog, then you might possibly suffer a fatal injury.

The name is derived from the language of the natives in a remote Australian island that was thought to be uninhabited. “Squalla” means creature, “Galla” means “disgusting or deformed” and “gombolys” means “bastard child of the antichrist”.

No sketches or photos have been recorded, but it remains a legendary creature that’s spirit lives through the words of an ancient clan.

Dude 1: Did you hear that, bro?
Dude 2: Kinda sounded like a pig?
Dude 3: Maybe it’s the legendary Squallagallagombolys?
Dude 2: Shut up! You know what happens when you say that out loud?
Dude 1: Nah, that’s just a retarded fairy tale.

by Squallagallagombolys Is REAL July 24, 2022