1- Squirrel AIDS. AIDS from a squirrel.

2- an excuse to opt out of sex with friends.
Def 1-
Documentary: "Do not follow beastiality, you may get Squaids."

Def 2-

Chick: "Wanna do it?"
Dude: "Nah, man, I don't wanna get Squaids."
by Texxas August 8, 2010
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"Dude, that is a crazy looking squirrel!"
"Bet it has Squaids."
by Kahizzle April 19, 2010
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Squaids is aids for squirrels/ squirrel aids, it is a disease for half bloods (half jews)
You're not allowed to cook my food because you have squaids, the half blood disease.
by Adx 6/15 July 16, 2010
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Aids of a squirrel. Can be contratcted through arm toughing.
"Damn, that whore has squaids!"
by SquirrelMaster10 March 16, 2010
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Shorthand notation of "squirrel AIDS". Some serious shit!
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"wtf, i'm not going to that miley cyrus concert...i'd rather have squaids!"
by xtinct2 January 4, 2010
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Squirrel AIDS, for anyone who's wondering at home.
I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS
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