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Squaffle

A squaffle is an attempt to excrete methane gas out of the anal sphincter in secret. Upon being discovered, if the fart remains unclaimed by said squaffler, it is known as a squaffle.

An assumption that someone farted.
Who squaffled?

Yeah I was with her last night and totally had a squaffle. She is still trying to figure out what that smell was.

Dude, I'm pretty sure my girl squaffled last night.
by Lil popcorn popper June 14, 2016
mugGet the Squafflemug.

Squaffle

A squral and a waffle combined creating a squaffle.
by RawinbowsGoRawr December 1, 2010
mugGet the Squafflemug.

Squaffling

Harriet stop squaffling
by Xoxxxxx April 6, 2021
mugGet the Squafflingmug.

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