Squiffy Time

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

by mphl March 10, 2009

squatfucking

when you vertically go up and down slowly on top of a cock in a squat format.

last night, britt gave me some hard squatfucking i think i have a rash!

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

Squiffoid

Slightly drunk. A bit like being drunkified.

I only had one beer but I'm already feeling squiffoid!

by loulahoula May 26, 2013

Squoffee

Standard coffee drink for Sasquatched, Yeti-sized human beings, that, by virtue of their size, require a disproportionate amount of caffeine.

"Did you try Yeti's Squoffee yet(i)?"

"Yeah, I'm damn near euphoric."

by corywilkerson December 14, 2008

Squffins

Muffins that are square instead of round. Generally made with only the highest quality ingredients.

These squffins are amazing!

by dadanimal September 8, 2014

squiffy

Being slightly intoxicated.

I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.

by Anonymous January 13, 2003

squatfacing

Verb: To engage in facebook activities while actively using a toilet or lavatory.

I'm squatfacing on my laptop while droppin a deuce.

by RZM007 July 23, 2010