by Shpurinator March 28, 2016
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Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!
Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!
by skurkin123 August 5, 2009
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Get the Sparking mug.The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.
by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018
Get the Spurting Goods mug.I thought we were just going to spoon until i realized she didn't have panties on. Spooning sometimes leads to sporkin'.
by mikefreedom April 8, 2009
Get the sporkin' mug.A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.
Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
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George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
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by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012
Get the Sporking mug.An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.
Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.
Jessica: Cool.
Jessica: Cool.
by quockmacs December 22, 2009
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