1.someone addicted to spunk and suckin cock
2. someone who talks such shit he may as well have his mouth round a cock
3.General insult to a knobhead
2. someone who talks such shit he may as well have his mouth round a cock
3.General insult to a knobhead
"Your mom is a total spunkjunkie"
"haha i may be shooting up and smoking Meth but at least im not a fucking spunkjunkie. now shut up and pass me that spoon"
"haha i may be shooting up and smoking Meth but at least im not a fucking spunkjunkie. now shut up and pass me that spoon"
by Fidbag October 8, 2006
Get the spunkjunkie mug.A sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of 'spunking' in to after having 'a wank'. A genuine spunksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of jism. The original spunksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.
I've just put my spunk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash - it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.
by Pabski July 14, 2003
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Spunkjack
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• skunkback
• Spunkbucks
• Swankjack
• Spunkachino
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the ultimate extream of livlyness, like bouncing off the wall kind of shit, the epitimy of spunkyness to the next level
Guy 1:"I'm feeling quite livly today"
Guy 2:"Would you say you are feeling Spunktacular?"
Guy 1:*does a back flip* "YEAH!!!"
Guy 2:"Would you say you are feeling Spunktacular?"
Guy 1:*does a back flip* "YEAH!!!"
by Cojax October 5, 2006
Get the spunktacular mug.From the verb "Spunkjack", meaning to take semen from a man against his will. Typically this will be done by a pre/early-thirties woman to her soon to be ex in order to secure a set of fertilised eggs for later implantation, although it could also have uses in framing someone for crimes with a sexual angle.
The origins of the term come from a discussion surrounding a recent case in ireland in which a man blocked his ex-wife's attempts to have eggs which he had fertilized implanted in order to bear children. His arguement was that half the genetic material was his. However, unless said material was taken by force, he must have willingly donated it, there by creating a 'gift' of his sperm. So it had to be true - he'd been spunkjacked, and finally he would have spunk justice.
Interestingly there is no antonym since you can't put it back in once it's out. To date, I am unaware of any cases in which anyone has tried to force one mans semen into anothers Japs eye but if it happens to you then please accept my sincere condolences.
Contrary to popular belief, Spunkjacking is not a victimless crime. At least 2 million of the little white soldiers stand to die in a failed hit. And most men do not appreciate getting a hand job if you don't wake them up when it's happening.
Luckily, you can help cut down on Spunkjacking in your area. When a woman gives you a mouth-based treat, make sure you donkey punch her so she is forced to swallow. Also, having a spare condom or even an empty crisp packet handy can be a life saver.
The origins of the term come from a discussion surrounding a recent case in ireland in which a man blocked his ex-wife's attempts to have eggs which he had fertilized implanted in order to bear children. His arguement was that half the genetic material was his. However, unless said material was taken by force, he must have willingly donated it, there by creating a 'gift' of his sperm. So it had to be true - he'd been spunkjacked, and finally he would have spunk justice.
Interestingly there is no antonym since you can't put it back in once it's out. To date, I am unaware of any cases in which anyone has tried to force one mans semen into anothers Japs eye but if it happens to you then please accept my sincere condolences.
Contrary to popular belief, Spunkjacking is not a victimless crime. At least 2 million of the little white soldiers stand to die in a failed hit. And most men do not appreciate getting a hand job if you don't wake them up when it's happening.
Luckily, you can help cut down on Spunkjacking in your area. When a woman gives you a mouth-based treat, make sure you donkey punch her so she is forced to swallow. Also, having a spare condom or even an empty crisp packet handy can be a life saver.
So she's all like, sucking my cock but I never checked that that bitch had swallowed, next thing I know I have a paternity suit on my hands. She's a god damned Spunkjacker!
But officer, I've never even seen this woman before. How could my semen be all over her face, hands and clothing? Dear God! I've been Spunkjacked!
But officer, I've never even seen this woman before. How could my semen be all over her face, hands and clothing? Dear God! I've been Spunkjacked!
by Nunberry September 6, 2008
Get the spunkjacked mug.This term is to be used when you're mad, but "fuck" just won't cut it. It can also be used when you just feel frustrated about your own actions.
"SPUNKFUCKSHITPISS.. I can't believe I crashed my car... "
"Why did I do that in front of everyone.. Spunkfuckshitpiss "
"Why did I do that in front of everyone.. Spunkfuckshitpiss "
by uheardme June 24, 2014
Get the spunkfuckshitpiss mug.A classic Chrismassy drink made with steamed spunky milk and two shots of espresso though you can customise it with different types of milk.
Tom: " Can I get an iced grande skinny spunkbucks vanilla latte please"
Kelly: " A tall hot chocolate spunkbucks with soy milk and no whip please. Thank you."
Kelly: " A tall hot chocolate spunkbucks with soy milk and no whip please. Thank you."
by Roseyrose21 December 22, 2022
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