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Swankjack

A poser, or the thief of someone else's style. Not so different from swaggerjack, or TOOL.
If you start using this word after reading my definition, you are most definitely a swankjack.
by devilgirl June 9, 2008
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SmackJack

A Person Who Smokes And Deals Crack In Their Free Time.
Usually A Big Fat Black Guy.
Person A: Oi Bench, Another SmackJack Is Coming Over.
Person B: Quick, Stab That Mofo And Nick His Wallet!
SmackJack: **Gets Stabbed**
Person A: Shame
by Henryy Morgann March 18, 2008
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swagajackin

Stealing a persons style: style of dressing, lyrical flo , or style of operating in day to day life (your ability to sweet talk the ladies)
"That kat is always swagajackin niggas from out of Harlem's style "
by Mykel27 May 30, 2006
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swankwank

1) Having too much money or too many posessions for your own good, and making sure everyone around you knows about it.
2) Bill Gates
3) A slang term for 'swanky wanker'
Wow, Bob sure turned into a swankwank after he won the lottery.
by pizzozo October 1, 2004
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Swagjacker

A person who steals somebody's characteristic style.
"That kid said 'radical!' Tim always says that."
"Wow that kid is a swagjacker."
by Teoy December 25, 2009
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Sharkjacking

An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.

This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.
"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise
by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006
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Slackjack

A very lazy person
by mac_munch November 14, 2003
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