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Spunkdunk

Putting your sperm in someone's drink. Like the Orange County guy that shot his wad into his coworkers water bottle.
That girl pissed me off so I spunkdunked her and laughed my ass off as she drank her water with my load.
by King of all Urban September 20, 2010
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spunkjunkie

1.someone addicted to spunk and suckin cock

2. someone who talks such shit he may as well have his mouth round a cock

3.General insult to a knobhead
"Your mom is a total spunkjunkie"

"haha i may be shooting up and smoking Meth but at least im not a fucking spunkjunkie. now shut up and pass me that spoon"
by Fidbag October 8, 2006
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spunkfuckshitpiss

This term is to be used when you're mad, but "fuck" just won't cut it. It can also be used when you just feel frustrated about your own actions.
"SPUNKFUCKSHITPISS.. I can't believe I crashed my car... "

"Why did I do that in front of everyone.. Spunkfuckshitpiss "
by uheardme June 24, 2014
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Spunkdunk

A sexual activity whereby arousal may be achieved (forcibly) by ejaculating on the chest of another, and then partaking of the ejaculatee's head and submitting it unto the ejaculatory fluid.
Having spermed on Marisa, Marisa took Dan by the hair and made him lick it up. Teh spunkdunk lulz <3
by Teh real creaminess October 3, 2008
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spunkbunker

if refering to a female it would be a slut, if a male its a faggot!
that ho is such a spunkbunker, she got loaded full of spunk by that fudge-monkey!
by Irax October 13, 2003
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spunkunkling

a bowel movement in which your testicles are removed
After eating Taco Bell I was spunkunkling
by The Spunkunklers January 18, 2010
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spunkbunker

n. 1 - Male or female who has consumed vast quantities of semen.

2. A worthless piece of trash human being who serves no purpose but to be ridiculed.

3. The mouth of either aforementioned individual(s)
- Barb? Yeah, word around town's that she's a real spunkbunker.

- I hate that son of a bitch. Someone played a cruel joke on us when they brought that spunkbunker into this world.

- Shut your spunkbunker, you spastic shithat, I'm trying to watch Homestar Runner.
by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005
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