spum

The word is a cross between sperm and cum, often mistakingly used in place of the other words due to drunkenness.

"There's no way I am getting in that hot tub, it's totally full of Jay's spum."

by Beerends May 08, 2007

spum

ejaculate (semen)
see jizz

Yo biatch, why come you be leavin' spum stains on my couch when I's outta da crib?

by Tobacco March 04, 2003

spum

It's what you are tasting when you felch someone.
Alternative spelling is 'sbum'.

I love the taste of spum when i'm felching.

by spumilicious March 10, 2004

spum

A combination of spam and cum

OMG you guys he covered me in spum last night

by therealniggaboojones September 06, 2022

spum

unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.

before i could move he spum on my face.

by alan April 05, 2004

spum

stupid, use to call so one an idiot

You are so spummy

u are such a spum

by vicky t April 27, 2003

Spum finder

One who finds or looks for spum in their partner's under garments after girls night out or returning from "Oh he is just a friend's house"

Steve was very distraught when he found a large deposit of spum in Evelyn's purple panties. After she last seen at the Hammer man's. Hence SPUM FINDER

by bozbone August 14, 2006