Spudging

A more PG yet somehow funnier synonym for cockblocking. Can also be used as a noun, for example:

"Man, Dylan's such a spudger; I was dancing with this chick all night and he just comes in while I'm about to get her number with his charm and sense of humor."

"Yeah dude, same thing happened to me last week. I was like, STOP SPUDGING ME, BRO but he'd already wedged himself between me and destiny..."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

Spudging

The act of gently nudging someone out of the way with an erect penis.

“Garry was spudging his way through the crowded carriage to the door.”

by The Second King of Prawns July 3, 2020

Spudge

The act of snuggling so closely with your partner that your bodies are pressing and smudging together, like you’re trying to blend into one person. You breathe them in, feel their skin, smell, and heartbeat until you swear you could fuse. It’s so full of love and intensity that you usually can’t do it for too long before you laugh, sigh, or need to take a breather.

When to Use:
When cuddling just isn’t enough
When you want to smudge your bodies together like two paint colors mixing
When you need an intense, heart-melting, soul-level moment with your person

Origin:
A made-up love word combining snuggling + smudging + spooning because regular cuddles don’t capture the intensity of wanting to completely merge with your partner.

“Albert and I spudged on bed and ended up like two marshmallows melting over a campfire.”

by Sandypantss September 25, 2025