Spudge 

The act of snuggling so closely with your partner that your bodies are pressing and smudging together, like you’re trying to blend into one person. You breathe them in, feel their skin, smell, and heartbeat until you swear you could fuse. It’s so full of love and intensity that you usually can’t do it for too long before you laugh, sigh, or need to take a breather.

When to Use:
When cuddling just isn’t enough
When you want to smudge your bodies together like two paint colors mixing
When you need an intense, heart-melting, soul-level moment with your person

Origin:
A made-up love word combining snuggling + smudging + spooning because regular cuddles don’t capture the intensity of wanting to completely merge with your partner.

“Albert and I spudged on bed and ended up like two marshmallows melting over a campfire.”

Spudge by Sandypantss September 25, 2025

Smudgeon 

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

Smudgeon by Suzins May 27, 2018

spudlet 

An individual that displays an extraordinary amount of ineptitude. A considerable amount of work is required to render this individual useful. Has spud like qualities but not deserving of Spud status.
Examples include:
- Comes to work without knowing what he/she is doing there.
- Using personal opinions as fact, then challenging these facts without knowledge.

Damo: "If the Earth was round, helicopters could hover in one spot and wait for the destination to arrive"
Robbo: "Congratulations, you just achieved Spudlet status"

spudlet by United_Integration January 24, 2018

brain sludge 

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.

I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.

brain sludge by PWS27 May 3, 2017

Sludge Cannon 

A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.

Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.

"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."

Sludge Cannon by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016

Sludge monster 

A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.

“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”

Sludge monster by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023

Above The Sludge 

Someone who is 'Scum'. A horrible person. They are literally, scum (scum being the layer that exists 'above the sludge', contained inside a cesspit).

"You are disgusting. Horrible. In fact, I'd say that you're just above the sludge"

Above The Sludge by theslaughterhouseblog June 2, 2017