Skip the sprinkles

A phrase used to describe clean shaven pubic hair.

Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.

Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.

Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?

Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.

"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."

by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012

Spronkles

A high societal group of intellectual human beings who have mastered the art of creating master piece videos and putting them on the popular platform, "YouTube." This group is highly respected for many feats such as purchasing over 100 McDonalds chicken McNuggets in one trip, launching several songs on Soundcloud, and parading through town in unicorn onesies.

Mmmm, those Spronkles are amazing! I love their high quality forms of entertainment!

by TheSpronkles June 12, 2021

springfest

An annual event held at JMU where students from JMU and various other institutions get completely wasted and start riots at block parties all weekend. The only way to shut these crazy kids down is to bring in the police, tear gas, and riot shields.

"Hey, did you survive springfest last night?"
"I got tear gased FOUR times. Best night of my life!"

by jMuDuKe007 April 12, 2010

Donut with sprinkles

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

Scrongle

To pet an animal on the head using just your fingertips in a fast grabbing motion

You better give my cat a quick scrongle before you leave!

by Sneakylilbish198 January 23, 2023

vanilla with sprinkles

A vanilla with sprinkles person is someone who isn't exactly kinky or vanilla meaning they either vary or are somewhere in between.

"Im more of a vanilla with sprinkles, im into threesomes but i draw the line at blindfolds"

by actually batman October 22, 2017

Prongles

The ultimate chip that once you pop, THAT’S GREAT! Brayden, the Xtreme warthog, is their awesome mascot. Available in great flavors such as Salt & Potato as well as Onions & Cream.

“Hey man, can you pass me the Prongles”
“Sure” *passes the can*
*Pops open the can* “That’s Great”

by Solarixmd November 24, 2017