sprouche

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

sponch

A shortbread cookie topped with four marshmallows, two pink and two white, with shredded coconut, and often found with a squirt of jelly on top, and, occasionally, sprinkles. Sponch originates in Mexico and is manufactured by Marinela Bakeries. It is an all-purpose food, with for a wide variety of uses. It's quite versatile; it's a verb, a noun, and an adjective.

Ric: How was the soccer game?
Neida: It was awesome! We smeared sponch all over them!

"Will you pick up some sponch while you're out?"

by ricstew January 13, 2008

scronch

Jabbing someone between the rib cadge and their hip.
causing them to giggle and laugh.

"you just got scronched!"

by spagetti sauce December 13, 2017

sprinch

a pinch that turns into a sprinkle

she added a sprinch of sass to the convo

by dolangraysonkittygirl November 1, 2018

sponcho

pronounce: (Spo-n-cho)
used to refer to someone that cheat someone else who's acting dishonestly (e.g. someone's trying to cheat/swindle/fuck you and you are smart enough to realize it and take your own advantage).

Idioms
to do it sponcha: act/move/think as a sponcho

inside a super posh club:
A - damn,they are crazy 25euros for a drink!
B - ..wiht those money i could get a whole bottle of Jack..
A - uhmm..man,you.re right..wait me here for a while,)
a few minutes afterwhile..
B - hey dude..where have you gone?you left me alone almost half an hour
A - unwound man..and shall we have a drink?(showing a bottle of Jack)
B - wooooww,for sure..where did you find it?
A - well..just picked it up from the bar,)
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

at poker table..
B - hey fried what are you doing? you've lost almost half of you money with your fucking bluff
A - relax..i'm just let them think that i'm the sucker and then i'll go all in
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

after the successful all-in
A - guys for today is over..
B - where r u going?..you're crazy..right now that the luck is with you!!
A - so i keep it to make out with a nice chick,)see you..
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

by yosoybeachboy November 6, 2009

Sprench

Inserting your foot into an anus or vagina.

Friend 1: Mate, I got so wasted last night. I can't even remember what happened.
Friend 2: Dude, you let someone sprench you!
Friend 1:That'll explain my sore ass.

by Vaginims February 19, 2013

Scroncho

When ending intercourse, or felatio, a man taps the glans of his penis upon the lips of cheek of a female (or other man) and yells "Scroncho!" as he ejaculates.

A:Yo man, that chick looks busted.
B:I'd totally scroncho her though.

A:I did your mom last night eheuheueh
B:I scroncho'd your mom last night

by Sammy1251 November 6, 2007