Semen Spritzer

When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend

" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."

by Shelton063 January 1, 2010

Spritzer

a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)

I ain't having another spritzer.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

spritzer

A mixed drink made with wine and carbonated water usually
consumed by females

Lee loved to drink a spritzer before a night out at fluffy

by percy46 August 1, 2007

spritzner

the act of inserting a wine spritzer into ones asshole and shaking it up so the carbonation creates a tingling sensation.

why the fuck did you pay for a spritzner from that whore?

by paulsgay January 25, 2011

white wine spritzer

When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises

"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."

by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006

Hot sauce spritzer

This occurs when a woman has a vaginal expulsion of gas whilst a partner is orally stimulating her vagina during her period. The vaginal fart sprays period blood onto the partner's face. This makes him look like he has been spritzed in the face with hot sauce.

I was eating her out during "that time", and she queefed on me, effectively giving me a hot sauce spritzer.

by Betagalactopurinase December 31, 2007

Milwaukee Spritzer

Same as Can Royale, but served by the bottle or pitcher.

"I'm gonna take this pitcher of High Life to the bar and have them mix up some Milwaukee Spritzers."

"Don't worry, man. The wine is already in there."

by BrianMangos March 9, 2010