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Sportgasm

Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.
by No Pants Man August 29, 2012
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snotgasm

Sudden, spontaneous, copious clearing of a stuffed up nose, often with embarrassing results, especially when it occurs in public with no tissue or other aid nearby. Snotgasms often lead to huge bouts of sneezing. Ironically, many people also experience much sneezing after other sorts of gasms as well.
Emily was just about to read the Old Testament lesson at early service when she had a huge snotgasm and ended up sneezing all over the Bible.
by Big Tim 1949 January 9, 2010
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spatgasm

When two or more people indulge in an arguement or discussion.
Me and my friend were having a spatgasm yesterday.
by whatislovebabydoll February 11, 2012
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Spoogasm

The word used referring to the act of ejaculating into a spoon and consuming it.
Jeff: Yo I just had a Spoogasm!
Adam: For real? Spoogasm is the shit!
by 4️⃣2️⃣ August 2, 2022
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