shartstop

Successfully clenching one's sphincter to avoid the dreaded shart. shartstopped (verb).

Feeling his stomach and colon percolate, Billy had to perform two shartstops within a three minute period in order to avoid soiling his pants.

by blutarsky October 18, 2006

shortstop

To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.

Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.

by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008

Shortstop

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Shortstop

In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.

by Pauliver October 26, 2003

sportasteph

A combination of two characters from lazytown- Sportacus (played by Magnus Sheving) and Stephanie (played by Julianna Mauriello). Sportacus being the hero (all in blue) and stephanie (eveyrthing that she owns in pink).

1.Sportasteph is the name stephanie takes on when she becomes a superhero in the episode "LazyTown's new Superhero". She basically becomes a pink, girl sportacus (who happens to be old enough to be his daughter, too).

2. A video on youtube showing a romance between Sportacus and Stephanie from lazytown,usually to a love song.

Stephanie(in a pink Sportacus outfit): Watch out LazyTown, here's SportaStephanie!

by Kenzyy January 18, 2009

sportsdome

the act of receiving a blowjob a.k.a. "dome" while watching a major sporting event such as the Superbowl, World Series, or any playoff game.

Man 1: Yo bro, you catch the Eastern Conference game last night?
Man 2: Not only did I catch the game, I got me some sportsdome too!
Man 1 : That's bro

by trumanfacekicker June 11, 2011

Sportster

A motorcycle built specifically for a woman’s needs.

Martha rode her Sportster to the nail salon last Saturday!

by RDawg505 September 11, 2022