sportscenter

Michael Vick
Barry Bonds
And a pathetic excuse for entertainment

I turned on Sportscenter to watch some NBA highlights, but instead I had to endure Mercury Morris rap about the Miami Dolphins

by mike fo shizzle to the nizzle January 2, 2008

sportscenter

A daily sports show that focuses on highlights of games and comments from experts. It has slowly gone down hill with anchors trying to live up to previous hosts with their bad and not funny catch phrases. Also see Stuart Scott

I only watch Sportscenter a few times a week due to the terrible anchors.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

sportscenter

a good way to watch many sports broadcasts in 1 hour (most of the time) and get scores for the games you missed sittin on your lazy ass watching porn and wackin pole

I was too busy pleasuring myself and didn't catch Super Bowl XXXVIII. However, I watched SportsCenter and learned of the Patriots' magnificance.

by Brian February 23, 2004

Sportscenter Blackout

When you avoid Sportscenter for a few days following a game, trade or other sporting event that upsets you or went directly against a team you root for.

Me: Melo's goin' to the Knicks!!!
Pete: Dude, I'm a Nuggets fan. I hate you and I'm going on Sportscenter Blackout for a few days now.

by shmek March 8, 2011

Sportscenter

To give the highlights

My girlfriend was droning on and on about her day so I told her to just Sportscenter it and give me the highlights.

by ¹ $Ľï¢Ķ☮Яĭ¢ķ May 12, 2015

Sportcenter

the act of commentating, derogatorily, about persons while they are speaking

Man we sport-centered that b***h,
to sportcenter is to make fun of while that person is speaking.

by 40 yr old hottie November 30, 2010

Spork Center

The act of sporking while watching Sports Center. Usually done during commercial breaks and repeats of earlier broadcast. Pretty much the best way to spend a day!!

(see sporking)

RC and I are just gonna stay in today and watch some Spork Center.

by UrSportsGirl February 26, 2012