spongecock

I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.

Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.

I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.

F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.

spongecock by bestlittlebitchintheworld December 30, 2011

Car Sponge 

That person in your group of friends who doesn't have a licence and seems never likely to get one. This means either you or your other licenced friends, if going on an outing together have to drive them around ALL the time as they don't have a licence which means they are unable to return the favour and drive you for once.

George: Kyle totally pisses me off, why can't he stop being a car sponge and get a licence
Stu: Yeah tell me about it, the other day I had to drive that car sponge to the bank and I had to wait over an hour for him

Car Sponge by Zoltan300 October 12, 2010

little sponge 

The opposite of a big shot

KRIS WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE ABIG SHOT!!!

little sponge by {KROMER NEEDED} December 9, 2021

magic sponge 

The quite ordinary sponge used by physiotherapists to treat injured soccer players on the pitch. After applying the damp sponge the player is miraculously healed. This leads many to speculate that the player was only feigning injury in order to gain advantage or a penalty. The sponge is merely a prop to give the impression that some treatment has taken place.

That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.

magic sponge by Leif K December 15, 2008

Drama Sponge 

A person you can go to and talk about meaningless and stupid topics. Guys typically have to take the role of drama sponge for there girlfriends or wife.

Guy 1: Bro i went to a party last night, got really drunk, and now i am having problems with this girl.

Guy 2: You should probably talk to your drama sponge about this i don't really care.

Drama Sponge by QueryMCfrag July 5, 2011

Sponge Jack 

A person who, when a joke is told and doesn't hear it, still laughs to try and fit in and once this person is told the joke they constantly repeat it and piss off everyone around them.

"Jack Gallop is so annoying. What a Sponge Jack!"

Sponge Jack by MenacingMeerkat May 15, 2016

SpongeBob 

A sponge that has a face and is somehow is friends with a squirrel underwater and an starfish that lives under a rock. And has influenced the millenials and gen z. Which is scary because if u say I hate SpongeBob you will be shunned from everyone.

Bob: hey did you watch the latest episode of SpongeBob

Jeff: Heck yah dude!

SpongeBob by You know what I mean December 22, 2020