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Spooktober

Issac: "Hey its October you know what this means, Spooktober!"
John: "NO ISSAC IT THE 25TH TO HALLOWEEN!!"
Their Mother: "I wish I never had kids"

Their Father: *Went to get milk 20 years ago*
by Sans the spooker October 1, 2019
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Spooktober

The best month in the whole year
Hey man, next month is Spooktober!”
Really!? Awesome.”
by Henlo people September 16, 2020
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spooktober

Another name for October, made by conjugating the word “Spook” (or the adjective “Spooky”) with “October”, referencing How October is spooky because of Halloween.
Guy: “Happy Spooktober!”
Other Guy: “Happy Spooktober, too.”
by WitWC October 2, 2018
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spööktöber

This word came from the meme community and pewdiepie. Since October is a spooky month because of Halloween

It is called spööktöber ( spooky October ).
It’s spööktöber boys!!!!
by ITSGMM October 26, 2019
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spoonjob

the act of sticking a spoon up your cornhole while receiving oral pleasure from a ferret of some description.
check out the scar from that spoonjob i had with that autistic ferret that hangs around
by Barnabyw October 25, 2006
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sporkjob

in the act of flinging your hands behind your cranium and whipping your limbs behind your ass while the woman yells spork me almighty sporker while the banana is in her bunghole and the man yells fuck me gently while in his left hand his phalanges fondle a banana peel and his earlobe penetrates the inside of the womans clitoris
SPORKJOB! Monkeys are professionals at this act so if you are looking for the best go to them and they will take you for a fuck-filled fun fest.
by ferret lover <3 69 October 9, 2008
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Sporkjob

When a woman/man falsely believes removing their 1 fake tooth will enhance your blowjob experience
Me: I got a sporkjob last night.

Brah #1: huh?
Me: Dude, this girl went to give me a blowjob, but she removed her one fake tooth and it felt like getting jerked off with a spork. I thought gap toothed blowjobs were bad...
by WeDidit! February 1, 2018
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