SpongeBobbed

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.

Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

by LooooongDickStyle March 28, 2016

spongeboomer

someone who thinks only the first 3 seasons of spongebob squarepants are good and everything after the first movie is complete garbage, they think they’re opinions are facts cause they grew up watching it and anything after their prime sucks.

spongeboomer: these new spongebob episodes suck!! why is the animation so fluid?! old spongebob is way better smh

me: spongebob is spongebob. all the seasons deserve love :)

by theeggcarrier September 8, 2020

spongebobsexual

When you are sexually attracted to Spongebob, and Spongebob only #broken #myspongeyboi4life

Someone: I thought you were Dreamsexual
Spongebobsexual: I'm Spongebob sexual because the only person I love is Spongebob on cap that's what it is

by Kiranyte July 9, 2021

spongebobbing

To appear homosexual based on a comment or action with no indended sexuality.

From the ridiculous assumption that popular cartoon character Sponge Bob is gay; as decried by James Dobson.

If one straight guy tells another that his pants look good - he's spongebobbing.

by Stinkoman January 27, 2005

sponge bobber

stupid IDIOT show for BABIES that only TODDLERS would ENJOY.

i hate SPONGE BOBBER!!!

by smart smella April 18, 2022

Spongebobbist

noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic

"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"

by Ted December 2, 2003

spongebobbing

The act of feeling the middle bit between the inside of the vagina and anus with thumb and forefingers – like a warm juicy sponge

did you shag her?.... "nah just did a bit of spongebobbing"

by Greglish March 2, 2011