poo-spooning

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)

Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"

by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011

Spooning

It’s when Daniel takes out a spoon from his lunch box and proceeds to hit you with it

Me- Daniel what are you doing
Daniel- IM SPOONING YOU!

by your weirdo friend daisy! May 28, 2018

spooning buddies

A friend who all you do is spoon but not will happen romantically other than spooning

Danielle and I are spooning buddies but nothing else will happen between us.

by Tom Aaron September 8, 2005

online spooning

being in constant contact with one person using 3 or more simultaneous IM applications ... especially if IM applications can do both video and audio.

Troels had AIM, Skype and Yahoo Messenger open ... totally online spooning with his homies.

by skamuf January 18, 2010

The Spooning Dolphin

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.

"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"

by Spooningdolphin69 March 7, 2013

spooning

A form of cuddling where the boyfriend/taller girlfriend lays facing the same direction as their shorter boyfriend/girlfriend and wraps their arms around the waist from the back, fitting together like "spoons"

Person 1: Did you hear that Mark and Shannon were spooning last night?
Person 2: Yeah... They do it too much.. They need to get a room!!

by @tight_and_bright April 11, 2015

spooning leads to forking

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.

Everyone knows that spooning leads to forking.

by Giant Peach November 19, 2005