spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

spacktardaloid

1. A retarded spastic mongaloid.

2. Someone with a serious syndrome.

3. Matt Damon

Hah! That kid shit his pants, what a spacktardaloid!!

by RowlandRat November 10, 2009

spacktard

A mix of the words spacker and retard used against sum one who acts as if they are disabled.

Retard:Abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Rob:Hew man, stop bein a spacktard.
Retard: I canit help it, im an inbred!

by Bryanttie April 6, 2009

Sackward-facing manservant

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.

"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"

by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009

Sockward

The act of wearing very awkward-looking socks and not being aware of it.

Natalia walked up to me wearing very sockward bright green and pink socks with bumblebees on them.

by jujuchan October 20, 2009

slackward

neither forward nor backward, demanding as little effort as humanely possible

I am moving slackward today, doing as little as I can just to get by.

by slackmasterfive May 2, 2010