sporkin'

The act of intercourse whilst spooning.

I thought we were just going to spoon until i realized she didn't have panties on. Spooning sometimes leads to sporkin'.

by mikefreedom April 8, 2009

brown sockin' it

the point at which diarrhea is unholdable and you rip a mudslide down your pants and on or into your sock(s)turning it/them brown.

"I love mexican food!"
"Yeah, me too. but I always end up brown sockin' it afterwards."

by Mitch Trimble October 21, 2007

spocking

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.

The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking

by ben January 11, 2004

One sockin' it

The situation resulting from using a sock when no toilet paper is available.

Dear Mom,

Went to Tijuana and ate shitty tacos. Tried to drive back to Barstow in one sitting. I'm now one sockin' it. Please send more socks.

-George

by Trry96 September 19, 2014

Spocking

Inserting two fingers into a lady's vagina and two into her anus at the same time, making your hand into Doctor Spock's signature hand gesture.

I did a bit of spocking last night and she loved it!

by TILF2 November 24, 2011

Cock Sockin'

Masturbation with a sock.

Hey man, did you see Naughty Nurses 2? I got some good cock sockin' in last night.

by loldongs34 August 14, 2009

Spocking

When you spin in your chair back and forth in a mellow, yet short movement. If you turn your head sideways, its totally like rocking. The result: spocking.

Today at work, we had a spocking contest to see who could spock the longest. It was gnar.

by spockingman August 23, 2009