Sloath

You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.

You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.

Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.

No one has ever heard from Jenna again.

by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

Spatika

the most amazing kindest girl in the world
also stubborn

Haha you fed those tiny kittens, you're such a Spatika!

by babypigeon December 8, 2019

spatial genius

A disparaging nickname, applied as a joke, to someone who doesn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Yup, throughout my incredible life I’ve been widely recognized for my astounding feats as a spatial genius.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

spatooni

It is used to express elation.
It's not just a word but an emotion.

Boss: You're getting promoted
Me: Spatooni! I'm so happy.

by TheSaneMain July 16, 2019

David Spates

David Spates is the best entertainer that niggas watch on YouTube. His channel is laughandpeealittle, and his best series is his PORN (Prisoners on the Run) series, where he and his nigga John Ollie (johnollie) make videos about them telling their crime stories. You a nigga and noting is good on BET, watch David Spates.

Go to YouTube and search for PORN talk. Best David Spates ever.

by AFB64 October 30, 2011

Spat Camp

A name used by some schools for band camp. A play on boot camp, since marching bands wear spats instead of boots.

Spat Camp can either be a week of hell or the time of your life, depending on your attitude.

by sibilance January 16, 2009

spatcheler

How Mr. Krabs on the TV program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "spatula"

{Mr. Krabs}: SpongeBob, did you break your spatcheler again?

by Telephony June 6, 2014