slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

by MC? April 2, 2011

Slothing

When you drive your car really super slow to purposely back up traffic behind you. Term originated in the suburbs of North Jersey.

When John got out of school he started slothing the buses making the students on-board very upset.

by misfits May 3, 2012

Slothing

Staying in bed or on the couch all day in pyjamas, sleeping and/or eating food

Sarah stayed home Slothing about.

by the_erlking June 11, 2013

slothing around

def;- an act of just lazying around, an act of indolence , moving around clumsily or lazily.

: I was actually busy with other things, not just slothing around..

: I did nothing worthwhile today, just spent the day slothing around..

by prisociologist March 15, 2011

Sploitching

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009

splooshing

Rubbing food all over ones self for sexual enjoyment. Any kind of food will do, as long as it edible.

The girl got wet and messy when she was splooshing, but she sure did taste good!

by HotMovies May 6, 2008