Splosh

To Splosh someone means to shank them harder than anyone else ever could. It's the ultimate pain causing technique.

Person 1 - I'm gonna splosh kyle if he tries to get her to sleep with him
Person 2 - He won't know what hit him

by Charleigh Rose December 22, 2010

Bobs Splosh

A Bobs Splosh is washing your hands the British way.

"Ey mate. Im gonna do Bobs Splosh right now innit, see you later in the pub! Cheers!"

by The Blackwood February 11, 2021

douche splosh

an asshole of teh biggest order!

Rehman Malik is a real douche splosh for banning motorcycles from coming on the road in Karachi.

by distressedcivilian November 15, 2012

bob splosh

a bob splosh is when its to late to have a shower because everyones asleep so instead you just stick your dick a cup of hot water and have a splash

Guy 1: "fuck man i had to bob splosh last night because everyone was asleep"
Guy 2: "what the fuck is a bob splosh"
Guy 1: "a bob splosh is when its to late to have a shower because everyones asleep so instead you just stick your dick a cup of hot water and have a splash"
Guy 2: "dont speak to me ever again"

by coomlord February 15, 2020

Howard Splosh

To puke, literally the sound made during this activity - howARD ... splosh

Far too many beers last night, had a visit from Howard Splosh at 11.30

by worldoflard June 4, 2009

cosmic splosh

a drink made in the northwest of ireland containing milk, tequila and the breading from kfc drunk from a kfc bucket

i was hangin so bad after drinking cosmin splosh last nite. wrod up

by Dman December 2, 2004

total splosh

Extremely Hot Dude! That make's my pussy so wet he would make a SPLOSH sound when he enters me!

"He is a total Splosh!"

by missydabeergirl January 10, 2014