Golden Howard

The drinking equivalent of an Oscar, awarded to the most accomplished drinker of the evening, which may or may not involve an actual visit by Howard Splosh

Oh man that was a good night last night, Raul was on form, he definately won the Golden Howard.

by worldoflard June 05, 2009

Buff Fellow Mozzarella

See Jism

Oh great, now my face is covered in your buff fellow mozzarella

by worldoflard July 21, 2011

Howard Splosh

To puke, literally the sound made during this activity - howARD ... splosh

Far too many beers last night, had a visit from Howard Splosh at 11.30

by worldoflard June 04, 2009

Bombay Trifle

A Tequila Sunrise with a solid lower layer, similar to the Bombay Mudslide, typically the result of eating a large curry, several naan breads and half your body weight in pilau rice.

This cubicle is currently closed for removal of a particularly large bombay trifle, we apologise for any inconvenience caused

by worldoflard June 30, 2009

Brown Shout

A fart gone wrong, usually occuring during a period of illness where your sphincter control is not 100% accurate

Sorry guys, running about 30 minutes late after a brown shout - had to go home and get changed

by worldoflard June 04, 2009

Tequila Sunrise

A lavatorial occurrence, when an improperly disposed turd leaves the characteristic sunrise colouring, as popularised by the cocktail of the same title.

Dude, have you seen trap 3? Steve's left a full on tequila sunrise!

by worldoflard May 01, 2009