Sploot

The Man Milk that comes from your baby maker
John: I just splooted inside my cousin!
Raymond: We're no longer friends
by I like racism June 19, 2017
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A ho, or trick-like female. Actually desribing a civilian, not prostitutes.
Yu f_cking sploot! Yu did my brother!

She such a sploot, she been 'round the block and back!
by piiglett. February 18, 2009
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As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."
DAMN DUDE. That shit just splooted outta nowhere!
by Blazaga June 24, 2006
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Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!
by Steviedee January 30, 2004
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Sploot

The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table
Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot
by Random_pasta November 05, 2020
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the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.

I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.

by Swimming with fetus February 24, 2006
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Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.

Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford
"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"

"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"
by Liam April 03, 2007
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