The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table
Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot
by Random_pasta November 5, 2020
The action of spitting something out.
Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.
Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.
by SplootForAll April 14, 2017
Describes the action of a masseuse "accidentally" touching your genitals while giving you a massage.
by Just north March 11, 2018
by sleuthpanther April 6, 2016
When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.
Dog: *Splooting*
Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*
Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*
by Owl of Dust December 9, 2019
As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."
by Blazaga June 24, 2006
by Steviedee January 30, 2004