sploof

A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.

"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."

by slowmovin March 31, 2009

Sploof

A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.

Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!

by Hue J. Anus April 21, 2020

sploof

a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm

The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.

by dr. horatio von huson II, esq. September 25, 2005

sploof

A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.

"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."

by Nick Blake July 2, 2006

sploof

while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper

the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.

by BILL June 20, 2006

sploof

Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!

"Hey pass the sploof"
"Ya here ya go!"

by Pass the sploof October 30, 2019

Sploof

An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.

"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."

by anonymous August 27, 2014