Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.

Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.

Sploodge Monster by Munching Munter March 28, 2024

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Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.

Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!

Sploodge Spreading by romaaw May 13, 2024

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gine sploodge

When some sort of sticky disgusting stainful liquid comes out of your gine gine (VAGINA). This is a very disgusting thing and you might have to change you undiez after. Gine sploodges are very rare.

OMG./
LOL
SUXZ4U.

omg i just had a GINE SPLOODGE what shuld i do!@!!!! da panty linerz dint work!! LOL BRB i have to change.

gine sploodge by omgz corey K!!@ September 7, 2006

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Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

Kim Jong-Splooge by big boy man March 2, 2019