splonch

The action when you do not have any tissues left and you hands free forcefully blow the built up snot out of your nose and on to the ground.

"Dude do you have any more tissues?"

"Bro, just splonch on the ground over there"

by Steeb May 7, 2013

Splock

The same thing as a spliff. A mixture of tobacco and marijuana, rolled into a perfect smoking ciggarette pleasure called a splock.

stoner 1: "ay man you got any tobacco?"

stoner 2: "jah mon"

stoner 1: "alright! now we can twist this splock"

by community_high_school January 11, 2010

SPLONK

A linguistic device used in comic books. Here are some sound effect examples from Batman: Bam, Boom, Plop, Splat, Thwack, Zap

1. Splonk is an onomatopoeia.
2. Spiderman punched his lights out... Ka-POW! The bad guy fell over dead- SPLONK.

by Sundancer16 April 25, 2011

Splockspluzel

something fresh to def.... tight...large and glamorous..

dang nigga look at your earrings there huge..reply..yea i had to bust out the splockspluzel's

by Mr.moemoe March 7, 2009

Splock

A black spock

He looks like splock

by Boogiedown1288 October 26, 2013

sploncher

A descriptive word with negative cannontations

That person is a real sploncher.
Don't act like a sploncher!

by godschild2 November 10, 2015

Splock

When you block someone while in the middle of an argument or spazzing on them

Ugh!!! He’s so annoying I’m gonna splock him!

by Splockbitch69 August 8, 2020