A sharp, slender piece of facial hair broken off from a beard and stuck in your finger. Usually caused from rubbing your beard and can be painful.
M: So how was your day?
B: Pretty rough, actually. Lots of boring meetings, and then I got a beard splinter.
M: You got a what?
B: A splinter in my finger. From my beard.
B: Pretty rough, actually. Lots of boring meetings, and then I got a beard splinter.
M: You got a what?
B: A splinter in my finger. From my beard.
by leighstarfish October 15, 2011
Get the Beard splinter mug.When you're planning a trip with friends, narrow down your itinerary and agree upon it, and then upon arrival at your destination one friend announces they have scheduled an additional leg. This was done covertly and is to the destination you had previously and jointly decided against.
Once arrived at said additional destination, your friend Facebook posts countless photos intended to solicit envy.
Once arrived at said additional destination, your friend Facebook posts countless photos intended to solicit envy.
"Hey John, you're not going to believe this... Jeff scheduled a splinter trip to Mendoza, when we agreed to keep the trip just to Buenos Aires!"
by wssshht March 23, 2012
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by dark_army December 17, 2016
Get the splintercat mug.noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009
Get the turd splinter mug.Using humor and fun to explain things and make them understandable. Splainers often rely on one (or sometimes all) of the following: theme, metaphor (sometimes mixed-metaphors), props, situation, etc…
Jenny cracked me up. Her splainer about how satellite radio works involved coconuts, tin foil, gum wrappers and an Emeril Lagasse beet juicer.
by MementoMMN July 17, 2010
Get the splainer mug.a kid that Slings The Soul
to either Audience as PERFORMER or Climbs Rocks like Spiderman style Slinguin the Soul
a Creator and Original being
to either Audience as PERFORMER or Climbs Rocks like Spiderman style Slinguin the Soul
a Creator and Original being
He def Soul Slinguin' Tonite!Rock some hard soul!
Slinguin the Soul
he is a Soul Slinger!
He bounce and Soul Sling's to climb
and crab in a crazy angle the rock
Slinguin the Soul
he is a Soul Slinger!
He bounce and Soul Sling's to climb
and crab in a crazy angle the rock
by albert rah February 4, 2010
Get the Soul Slinger mug.Noun. 1) A professional or amateur baseball pitcher who throws exceptionally slow or much slower than the average pitching speed of his competition.
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