splives

Parasites similar to mites that dwell on the head. Or inside...for they have the ability to travel to the brain and subtly take over a human's consciousness.

"Hey, dude, is that a splive on your head?"

"No, you insolent human. That is my mother."

by Andrew Morgan July 1, 2005

splizzed

gettin fucked up

gettin real drunk

yo nigga, ima bout get splizzed for da night

by Murky Freshh March 25, 2010

pee splice

when youre taking a piss and it splits into many streams. usually happens during your moring piss.

david says: sorry i'm late. i had a pee splice so i had to clean the toilet up.

by k-dawg November 10, 2004

Slizernut

When a girl is just a down right whore/slut. She usually loves white guys then goes to blacks next then wherever and whoever next.

Or you could use Sliz which is equally awesome

Josh: "Chelsea is such a Slizernut she was with Tom last night then she was with Jerome tonight and tomorrow its probably gonna be that asian kid on the 4th floor"
Jerry " What dude!! im dating Chelsea"
Josh "Dude your girl is a Sliz"

by Ricky Utopia May 28, 2010

reticulating splines

v.
A necessary computation performed by numerous Maxis Sim games. Content simply cannot be generated without meticulous reticulation.

See: reticulatingsplines on ytmnd for further information.

I just generated a random map, but had to wait for the game to finish reticulating splines.

by Crick Albert July 22, 2009

cunt splice

a type of rope splice used to join two lines in the rigging of ships. The two ends are side spliced together with a gap between the two parts, forming a short section where the two lines lay side-by-side when taut.

Damn it! My cunt splice came apart.

by hiromasasama May 15, 2009

splief

A joint rolled exclusively with tobacco and kief.

Like a spliff but with kief used instead of bud.

"Does anyone have some bud?"

"Nah, but I got some spliefs rolled up"

by OccupiedGarrett April 22, 2018