Splitscreens

multitasking employees proficient at doing several things all at once

Splitscreens can watch C-SPAN streams, talk on the phone, listen to the radio, send instant messages, and read CNN online all at once.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Solitare

Another definition for masturbation when nobody else is around. See bob.

When Nikki is bored at home she likes to play solitare, especially with her friend Val

by b-unit c. May 2, 2005

Splitfire

When a guys pisses dual streams out of his penis. Generally, said individual has dried ejaculate on the tip of his dick causing such effect. The effect is short lived as the stream will weaken and dissolve the dried spunk. Named after the popular spark plug model.

Dude 1: Control your piss, it's getting everywhere.

Dude 2: Sorry man, I have a splitfire going on here.

by The Traxmaster2 January 8, 2012

splitbaker

1. a slur against people with split personalities or borderline personality disorder, especially those who enjoy baking or baked goods.

2. a slur against people with the zodiac gemini

you are such a splitbaker.
he’s such a splitbaker! he’s mad at me one minute and the next he’s making me cookies!

by plutoes August 25, 2022

The Splitgate Effect

The phenomenon that takes place when a once popular first-person shooter loses a majority of its player base within a few months of its initial hype due to player disinterest.

The video game 'Splitgate' once had thousands of players online and even was, at one point, the most streamed game on Twitch, but it has sadly lost more than 90% of its player base mainly due to players losing interest.

(Hyped First-Person Shooter) is no longer popular due to the Splitgate Effect.

by Lee Kei Baum May 18, 2023

splitgate

-Halo reskin with portals

Damn bro splitgate is just a halo copy

by NicroAngel August 8, 2021

Splitstreem

When ones dick has cum residue on there dick hole and when he pisses there piss streem is split into two streems

Joe stergle was jacking off and the next day he started pissing on the wall insted of the toilet ( that asshole had splitstreem)

by Kybeanhead January 1, 2010