Speng

Often used to call someone an idiot or a spasticated cunt in British area of the world.

You are a f-ing speng mate.

by DholeeMan April 29, 2016

Splenda Daddy

A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.

(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)

Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.

by Redheadedamericangirl December 19, 2015

spengy meltboy

A complete and utter waste of space, a dumbass

Kanye West is a spengy meltboy

by Dr Baltic July 2, 2016

splenderfuckingrific

a term that is used to express that something is most excellent, or to express extreme disappointment in a sarcastic manner.

1) traffic is backed up for the next 10 miles....oh that is just splenderfuckingrific!

2) Candy wants to suck your cock! Wow, that is splenderfuckingrific!

by jeffrey herrschaft March 15, 2008

Spengel

To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.

"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John

by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009

Spengooly

A person who has reached one of the highest levels of stupidity.

Person 1: Your urethra is a vein in your brain right?
Person 2: You are an absolute spengooly mate.

by BiloGundlach21 February 13, 2018

Spengle

A person of great stupidity. This person was a waste of sperm and should just have been swallowed

Connor : What the fuck is wrong with Scott
Kevin : He is just a spengle

by Kevin the spengle June 7, 2016