splaunch

(verb) Propulsion through the power of ejaculation.

I splaunched her across the room.

by Masstiker April 21, 2008

spladunke

Another term to refer to when one has had sex. Often used to describe intercourse with somebody who is a virgin.

Friend: Yo, did you hit that shit last night?
You: Yeah, I spladunked her. It was tight!

by Someone who has done this same thing May 3, 2006

splatulence

v. - to accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.

v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.

n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.

n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.

(blend of splat and flatulence)

1. Certain kinds of food have been known to cause/result in splatulence if a bathroom is not nearby.

2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!

by Lizzy Rosenshine December 29, 2007

Splatingus

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

by val!!<3 March 3, 2023

salty splatune

the act of ones penis going into a yaks anus, while haveing oral sex with a manbearpig, and haveing both you. the yak,and the man bear pig fly up into the sky while fucking. like Pegasus with wings.

dudet1. "yo man i tottaly gave that kellsie kimerly a salty splatune.
dudet2. no way man nice, ill try a anal ballon on her for sure!

by the smelly yeti January 1, 2012

splatkunt

An association of the game Splatoon and a derivative of the word cunt. Splatkunt is a vibe, a moment, a phenomenon, very kew kew krazy

"-Y-o-u'-r-e--g-i-v-i-n-g--c-u-n-t-!-" "ew don't you mean it's giving splatkunt?"

by sploot February 24, 2022

spladunkadunk

to crawl underneath one's bed or a friend's bed in search of treasure.
similar to spelunk

P1: i was spladunkadunking in Tom's room last night.
P2: find anything good?
P1: yeah, i found all his good candy.

by boodat November 1, 2006