slutasha

an Eastern European whore; although outwardly they might seem to have legitimate professions.

Look at Slutasha, Slutmila and Slutlana couldn't pay for their breakfast at the diner, so they asked the busboy if they could work-off the bill in the restroom like they did back in Russia.

by toosuave November 22, 2013

Splashage

noun

| splash-idj |

The upward discharge of toilet water upon impact of plummeting fecal matter. Cause of the premeditated pre-flush.

"Dude, I just took a huge crap and my ass got wet from the immense splashage."

by CzarThe May 11, 2010

spatshank

cool, sik, fuckin bad, good

your girlfriend is spatshank

by shaun pryce January 14, 2004

Splatshitpiss

When you piss a chunk of jizz, then poop a massive, sticky, smelly piece of poo. (Sometime this poo catches on to your booty hair.) It sticks to the toilet and your mom will scream in terror of this monstrous being.

Mom: Hey son, why is there a muddy rock in our toilet? And why is it so smel- OH MY GOD!

Son: mom it is a splatshitpiss

by Prirndurbebd April 7, 2022

splatisfaction

The kind of feeling you get when you build a product at a build party

kevin: "aww that desk looks great"
ashley: "yeah the splatisfaction is great."

by spalt-tis-fied September 30, 2008

splatarax

the art of ejaculating in a girls face until she has a translucent film of jizz over her eyes much like one would experience from catarax

did u bang that shorty last nite bruv......na man she was on so i jus gave her a good splatarax.. bitch cudnt see or nothin u no this

by tommyc123 April 18, 2011

splatastic

When something is awesome, but there is liquid, slime or goo involved

Wow that play was splatastic

by wcartho January 13, 2017