splarma

the bad energy that comes to you after you steal sweetener from a restaurant or coffee shop. A combination of Splenda and kharma.

Splarma got me today because I got a flat tire after I grabbed a handful of extra Splenda on way out of Dunkin Donuts...

by Sapphoenetic February 23, 2009

solarpunk

Solarpunk is a movement focused on a positive, ecological vision for a future where technology is used for human-centric and ecocentric purposes. It is a literary, artistic and aesthetic sub-genre and is also closely tied to eco-political activism. Solarpunk narratives have a distinctly positive and utopian foundation in contrast to the often dystopian visions found within other "punk" science fiction genres.

Solarpunk is a literary movement, a hashtag, a flag, and a statement of intent about the future we hope to create.

by wix99 September 20, 2016

splatpack

The term for a swollen vagina after vigorous "exercise" yet the owner of the vagina is still horny resulting in a swollen, wet bulge which upon impact creates a splat sound.

Damn, that bitch's splatpack just gushed on my hand.

Watch out when you go in there, I just gave that girl a nasty splatpack.

by Kale T January 7, 2008

Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

by Fritzjim April 16, 2017

Splapp-Me-Do

Splapp-me-do is a video and game/quiz maker, mostly known for his game the impossible quiz, of which he has made two versions. If one looks in to his works more closely, however, you can find he has made several flash-animations, at least one of which has been referenced in the impossible quiz. Truly a crazy guy, Splapp-me-do's favorite kind of humor is of the most vulgar kind, yet it can also range to very innocent (See "Elephants Don't Like Mice," on the impossible quiz 1).

Splapp-Me-Do's infamous the impossible quiz is an internet phenomenon; his flash animations and tricky questions are amusing and impossibly frustrating.

Of all the webrities I would like to meet, Splapp-Me-Do would have to be one of the top 3, for his comic genius and insanity - he must be fun to hang out with.

Girl: "Ugh, the impossible quiz is so frustrating!"
Boy: "I know, Splapp-Me-Do must be an evil genius!"

by Katarin Valkyri March 14, 2009

splart

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

by MUSH June 11, 2004

sclarp

Sclarping is a portmanteau of scatalogy and LARPing. This refers to the practice of LARPing (Live-Action Role-Playing) while indulging in scatalogical fetishes.

Thus: sclarping.

Arthur: Man, that was a good sclarping session.
Ted: Yeah, my armor's totally covered in shit!

by Oliver Tilden January 4, 2008