Splans

Sex Plans. Making plans with another person(s) for the sole purpose of having sex.

I have to cancel our splans. I got my period.

by Heka1985 June 5, 2011

splaush

The sound made when a normal turd hits water.

(sound of a person breathing a bit abnormally... a brief pause.. ) splaush!

by Happenstance May 4, 2010

Splanistic

An overwhelming feeling of confusion and happiness

That was splanistic.
I am still splanistic from that.

by BackwardsCherry April 24, 2011

splatusch

when u splash water on a thot

I splatusch(ed)on that thot

by SureRox March 28, 2018

Splainus

the splitting of the Anus.

Jerry's splainus happened from him falling on a stump.

by VynilAngel December 13, 2018

Selanus

The younger sister of a friend, but she is thiccer, hotter and shorter. She usually has piercings on places that you will be happy to see later on and she is very hard headed. She bites so better watch out!

- Remember that selanus of Ericka?

- Yeah she is the better verison of her but damn she left a mark on my neck.

by TryingToStudy March 16, 2019

The Splangs

The involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep... You know... that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker... then, SPLANG! and you wake up saying... What the Fuck!

Dude, I was so having a great sleep, until I got The Splangs!

by Fabulous Fabe December 10, 2008